En Tequila Es Verdad

Just talked to my mom for something approaching four and a half hours.  The relationship we have is complicated - bound to be, considering s...

There was only one quiet interval at work today wherein I could check my email, and there was this cry for help from my stepmother.  She...

So no shit, here I am, stuffed with junk food my mother sent me for Christmas (pistachios and Christmas cookies and a pecan log, oh my!).  T...

...No, I didn't save a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. But I found this gold nugget in my inbox: Your dad is ...

It's not often I'll ask you to do this, my darlings, but right now, it's very important you put your drink down and back away sl...

The King. The Queen. Sucks t...