(not)My God, Are People Really This Dim?

I dropped by Spam Central, otherwise known as the inbox to my actual website, and came across this:

As if I'm going to read that subject line and think, "Yes, me! Yes! Glen Danzig wrote to me, and he wants me to have a bigger penis! He knows all the secrets!"

According to my inbox, I could have the biggest dick in the universe to compliment my enormous tits and the beautiful fake Rolex on my wrist.

Are people really this fucking pathetic?