What's Up With the "Mike Argento" and "Expelled" Search?

Sitemeter is like the Dark Lord. It sees all, knows all. And yes, I'm afraid my Lord of the Rings fangirldom just got the best of me there. Do pardon me.


What it doesn't know is why a few of you have stumbled into my cantina after doing a Google search for "Mike Argento" and "Expelled."


What's up with that?

In the best traditions of investigative journalism, I searched both Mike's columns in the York Daily Record and Argento's Front Stoop, and found nary a thing. I knew I wouldn't discover anything through Google because you lot kept ending up here. So I found a Deep Throat source - i.e., emailed Mike - and he says he hasn't written anything yet but likely will after he's seen the film. We'll all have to troop over and read it. The man's a modern-day Mark Twain, and besides the fact he's that good, he'll deserve love after the suffering.

I'll keep you posted, so by all means, if you stumbled here looking for Mike Argento and Expelled, stumble back soon. In the meantime, might I suggest some recent Mike:

Bury the groundhog metaphor

MIKE ARGENTO
Article Last Updated: 04/27/2008 02:19:12 AM EDT

Now that it's over, the first thing we should do to recover from our close-call with the electoral process, as a state, is kill that groundhog.

You know you're going to end up spitting your drink all over the screen and then cracking your ribs with laughter. How do you know? Because I just did.