George W. Bush: All the Heart of a Phobic Chicken

Could this man be any more fucking pathetic?

The idea of giving a Reaganesque "tear down this wall" speech on human rights in China - as members of Congress and others have called on Bush to do - has been abandoned as potentially insulting to the president's hosts, said one senior administration official. It would be unlikely that most Chinese would see or hear it anyway, because of state control of the media.

It's perfectly understandable. They might not have given 43 the comfy seat cushion to watch the opening ceremonies if he pulled a stunt like that. That, or they wouldn't have lent us the $2 billion that day.

It's official now. Captain Codpiece really did stuff his flight suit with rolled-up socks - those sure as shit weren't balls in there.