All You Need to Know About McCain in One Simple Poem

I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with some clever, pithy little soundbites with which to poke fun at McCain's spectacular confusions.

Thanks to Michael D., I can stop now:

Prof. McCain
Iraq is to Pakistan's rear,
While Czechoslovakia's here.
Sunnis are Shi'a,
Sudan is Somalia,
and Putin's the German premier.

Says it all, dunnit? This needs to go viral, my darlings.