Our spies tell us the enemy's allies are experiencing difficulties with motivation and organization:
Meanwhile, with a break in the weather, a major offensive has been launched. At first, motivating our own troops proved tricky, but after a rousing speech made by our general, we were able to march:
Careful studies of hypnosis, combined with information culled from ancient grimoires, allowed us to wreak havoc among enemy soldiers:
Sleeping spell? All you need to put those guys to sleep is warm milk and a radiator.
ReplyDeleteI think we're going to have to work on inspirational speeches.