The Worstest, Most Crappiest President

Sadly No! takes note of the propensity for Greater Wingnuttia to survey the smoking piles of wreckage left in Bush's wake, look up with a sickly beaming smile, and say, "At least there hasn't been another 9/11!" A beating ensues:

The fact we haven’t (yet!) all died gruesome, hideous deaths under Bush’s watch is considered an “achievement?” Are you serious? This is considered a standard for success?

Now, I don’t know if there’s some kind of document out there that lists bare minimum requirements for being president. But if there is one, I’ll bet that making sure the majority of your citizens don’t get senselessly slaughtered is at the very top of it. The fact that we’re even discussing whether or not we should be thankful that Bush hasn’t gotten us all killed demonstrates that he is the worstest, most crappiest president in the history of the United States. The only way a future president could get significantly worse, according to this “standard,” would be to detonate nuclear weapons in every major American city. And heck, who knows if we’re out of the woods yet in that regard — Bush still has a week and a half to go!

Puts a whole new spin on the fact Bush is already packing to leave the White House, doesn't it just?

(For those of you who can't get enough of the trainwreck, you'll want this post. It's absolutely staggering - and it's just a synopsis.)