Roland Burris Strikes Again

This man has watched too many movies:

Roland Burris could prove that he's not a liar, but then he'd have to ... well, you know the rest:

Sen. Roland Burris (D-IL) claims he has proof he never made an inconsistent statement about his appointment to the Senate, only he can't show it to you.

Are personality disorders a requirement for Senate service these days? It's certainly beginning to look like it.