Bristol Palin has successfully shed her image as a jilted unwed mother. Through the magical gullibility of Republican voters and the mainstream medias' ability to completely suspend their viewers' disbelief, Bristol Palin has been miraculously transformed into... the Abstinence Fairy!
Faster than a speeding condom...
More powerful than raging teenage hormones...
Able to leap her Mom's hypocrisy in a single bound!
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the Abstinence Fairy!
More powerful than raging teenage hormones...
Able to leap her Mom's hypocrisy in a single bound!
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird. It's a plane. It's the Abstinence Fairy!
I wonder if this miracle of fail will be any consolation to the abstinence-only shysters who are even now wailing and gnashing their teeth over the loss of their funding, stamping their feet and screaming "Are too successful!" in the face of studies debunking their efficiency? After all, there are few spokespeople more effective for abstinence than those for whom it didn't do diddly-shit.
(Tip o' the shot glass to Mike at Crooks and Liars)
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