Tis the 4th of July. Many Happy Returns, America!

America turns 233 today. Sometimes, it's fun to embarrass the birthday country with a home video unearthed from their parents' attic. Remarkably, our Founding Fathers had both musical talent and excellent videographers, so we have just that opportunity. Here they are, solemnly choosing the author of the Declaration of Independence:



All humorous history aside, declaring independence was a momentous event. Here's something with the proper gravitas:



Happy birthday, America.