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Time an' tide may wait for no man, but it be forced to wait for holidays, relatives, an' other impediments to smooth sailing. But Captain Last Hussar has brought the ship safely out o' harbor despite all odds! An' a rousing trip it be.
An' this time, we're legal, as well as fashionably late.
Enjoy yer trip, me hearties, and then be ye ready for yer voyage wi' Captain Cujo. We sail again in three weeks!