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The truce proves unexpectedly robust . Many expected hostilities to resume within days, and therefore did not make suitable plans for peace...

This living in harmony stuff sounds lovely until you're faced with a former enemy needing a hug: Confusion frequently arises when cultur...

If you ask me, the "love thine enemy" stuff is getting laid on a little thick: Would someone please pass the insulin? Seeing as ho...

With the onset of peace, art has returned to the world . We're doing our best to stay warm and take advantages of the benefits peace bri...

The dogs have sued for peace , and as this allows us to concentrate our efforts on the war with Greater Mausistan, we magnanimously agreed. ...

While the dog and his minions cast aspersions on our science while channeling their energies into weapons systems we'd discarded long a...

Our spies tell us the enemy's allies are experiencing difficulties with motivation and organization: Meanwhile, with a break in the weat...

The dogs have started a PR campaign , hoping to turn public opinion in their favor. We, of course, one-up them with cuter babies: We know ...

We have won our first winter battle . The dogs apparently forgot Rule #1: Despite this victory, we have not won the war. The winter campai...

It seems we are now in a state of open war . It's a good thing our intelligence services foresaw the possibility long before the first...

It appears the dogs think they have a chance of winning this thing. Alas for them, we anticipated the outbreak of hostilities long ago, and...

In a war, one should give careful consideration to the emissaries one sends in an effort to negotiate a peaceful resolution to hostilities :...