Right, then. We've got booze. We need some fireworks.
We've got each other. We're set.
Thank you for another fantastic year, my darlings. May the best you've ever been be the worst you'll ever see!
Now, have some more fireworks.
During your celebrations, remember to be cognizant of cameras:
And, if you like, and your hangover's not too bad, you can join me in my traditional celebration of the new year - playing U2's "New Year's Day" at full volume.
See ye after the celebrations, my darlings!