23 December, 2008

Black Bart the Pirate Cat Sez: Submit!

I know it be the Solstice, and ye're quaffing the eggnog, but remember, me hearties: stupid never takes a holiday. We Elitist Bastards must be there to fight it!

Get your submissions in to elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com before the end of Friday, or risk the terrible fate of bein' left on the docks with nothing but a hangover and a halibut.