23 December, 2008
Black Bart the Pirate Cat Sez: Submit!
I know it be the Solstice, and ye're quaffing the eggnog, but remember, me hearties: stupid never takes a holiday. We Elitist Bastards must be there to fight it!
Get your submissions in to firstname.lastname@example.org before the end of Friday, or risk the terrible fate of bein' left on the docks with nothing but a hangover and a halibut.