15 December, 2008
12 Days o' Piratemas
Aye, that be Captain Ames summoning ye, and ye've got only twelve days before we sail! Get your elitist bastardry aboard by December 26th. I expect to see email@example.com filled to the bursting wi' submissions - I know ye've got it in ye.
Ye wouldn't want to miss this sailing, my swarthy crew. It be Piratemas!