07 May, 2009

Proposals That Read Like a Joke

Looks like the Cons have gotten hold of spray paint and stencils again:

Saying something isn't so doesn't change reality. And it can be dangerous to delicate electronics equipment:
Windows users are being warned not to input Republican policy proposals into their computers until the software company issues an urgent patch later this month. Apparently, an overload of non-sequitur and contradictory GOP policies can cause computers running on Windows to simply crash. “You have seen those episodes of Star Trek where Captain Kirk talks alien computers into overloading,” said one Windows engineer “They start spewing smoke and saying ‘Error, error, does not compute!’ – well we are seeing increasing incidences of this occurring when users input too many GOP policy proposals.”


Nothing in this blog entry has been serious - aside from what the Cons themselves fervently proclaim as the best possible policy for this country. How sad is that?

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