Happy Hour Delay

Due to the vagaries of training and long calls, Happy Hour's delayed today, my darlings. I'll post as soon as I get home. From the brief glance I got at the political news, there's just too much burning stupid for mere skimming.

In the meantime, remember to get your COTEB submissions in to elitistbastardscarnival@gmail.com. Don't make Captain John upset by missing the boat.