Yes, you. You know how many Elitist Bastards answered this months' call?
People. Not only is there an infinity of stupidity needing bashing out there, you've all let John down on his birthday.
I'm so disappointed I can't even talk pirate right now. And Captain John - well, here's a reconstruction of his current state:
This situation must be rectified. If you merely forgot to submit, get your submission in to firstname.lastname@example.org immediately. If you didn't think you had anything worth submitting, find something anyway - you're Elitist Bastards, your every word drips with immeasurable intellect. If you're new and have no idea what's going on, here are the requirements:
Is that hard? Not at all. Do you have any excuse not to submit a post? None.
1. Pick one (or more) of your blog posts that blasts ignorance or celebrates some aspect of wisdom, or if you're really ambitious, does both.
2. Send us the link.
I want the COTEB inbox full to the bursting. You have until Sunday morning to wriggle back into John's and my good graces. Otherwise, you will have to live with the fact that you've made John sad on his birthday.