Okay, yes, late. Stuff happened. Better late than never, right?
Seeing as how it's Zombie Jesus Day, let us begin with Atheism for once.
Choice in Dying: Self-Examination and Confession….. This is how Eric MacDonald writes when he's sick as a dog. He can still think complex critical circles around theologians. Fear him.
Why Evolution is True: Forgive me, Father, for I have touched myself. Jerry Coyne took on Holy Week as only Jerry Coyne can. And while you're at it, don't miss his Sin of the Day series: Blasphemy, Divorce, Homosexuality, and Fornication.
Metamagician and the Hellfire Club: How I see the "New Atheism" Parts One and Two. Attention New Atheist bashers: read these before you bleat on and on and on. It will save you some embarrassment.
And now, on to the Science!
Neuron Culture: The Allure of Gay Cavemen. In which Eric Johnson gives media hype the proper boot to the arse. Also, Ariel casts out Caliban is not to be missed. Shakespeare and science, people, need I say more?
Hudson Valley Geologist: Do scientists and creationists simply look through different glasses? I'd say theirs are Groucho Marx glasses, but I don't want to disrespect Groucho Marx. Seriously, though, this is an excellent post on why, as Steve puts it, "Interpretations of evidence, like glasses, aren't all equivalent. Some are just nuts."
Science-Based Medicine: The World Has Moved On. In which Mark Crislip gives HuffPo homeopathy-for-radiation-poisoning shite the fatal beating it deserves.
Mountain Beltway: Explore the DGMR rock garden. Want this rock garden. WANT!
Glacial Till: Meteorite Monday: Iron Meteorites. You know what I love about Meteorite Mondays? There's always something there that makes me sit up and go, "I did not know that!"
Neurotic Physiology: Experimental Biology Blogging: Getting Scientists to Speak Up in the Animal Research Debate. Some powerful stuff on how to respond to animal rights insanity.
Speaking of Research: Waking up the Neighbors: A Neighborhood Response to Animal Rights Extremism. Excellent advice as well.
Bad Astronomy: Gorgeous galaxies celebrate Hubble’s 21st birthday. Hey, Hubble's old enough to drink! Get drunk on some beautiful science with it.
The Lay Scientist: Planet of the Apes. Not monkeys, apes. This is seriously one of the funniest things I read all week.
Science-Based Medicine: Suffer the Children. Harriett Hall reviews a book every parent should read. Like, now.
Eruptions: Certainty vs. Uncertainty: What "Supervolcano" teaches us about science and society. And here you thought you couldn't learn anything from cheesy Hollywood films.
Looking for Detachment: Mirage on the Desert. Mirages are cool.
Reading the Washington Landscape: More to Ponder Regarding Tsunami Risk. I hope officials are listening to Dan McShane, because if not, we could get horrifyingly wet. Plus, video that will make your heart plunge.
Sauropod Vertebra Picture of the Week: The World’s Largest Dinosaurs @AMNH. A fascinating inside look at the new sauropod exhibit.
And now, let us talk about Writing.
Punctuated Equilibrium: In Your Own Write: The ten rules for excellent writing. Aimed at science writers, supposedly, but definitely relevant to every writer's interests.
Sam Harris: How to Get Your Book Published in 6 (Painful) Steps. Advice from someone who's been there.
Jim C. Hines: Comic Amusement. Print and post on your wall.
A Brain Scientist's Take on Writing: An Experimental Psychologist's Take on Beta Reading Part III: Data Collection. Now we're down to the nitty-gritty. All writers planning to make use of beta readers (and that should be all of you), take note.
For once, let's not bury Women's Issues down near the very bottom.
Life is Thrilling: Au Contraire. Etiquette, Aunt Mary, and what might be lurking in a lady's pocket.
Richard Dawkins Foundation: Woman, know thy place. Paula Kirby's no-holds-barred approach to the way religion treats women.
After that brutal smackdown, I think we're ready for our Politics, wherein Paul Ryan's plan to fuck the country up the arse gets the respect it deserves. Which is to say, none.
Daily Kos: A Truly Sick Part Of Ryan's Kill Medicare Plan That You May Not Have Heard About. Those who aren't yet seniors but planning to become one someday should take especial note, because you are one among many the Cons are trying to fuck up the arse.
Paul Krugman: Let’s Not Be Civil. And you thought it was only Gnu Atheist bashers who were all about teh tone. Paul Krugman gives the tone argument the short, sharp smack it deserves.
The Atlantic: Undoing Medicare: The Real 'Death Tax'. Speaking of tone, did that title sound too harsh? Tough. It's accurate.
Ezra Klein: The scariest thing I’ve ever heard on television. The depths of Michele Bachmann's stupidity are truly, truly astounding. Ezra explains why we should all be afraid. Very afraid.
Balloon Juice: Albert Einstein was a Friend of Mine, and I Can Tell You, Representative: You Are No Albert Einstein*. Tom Levenson absolutely destroys the dumbfuck Con who tried to recreate Einstein in his own sick, twisted image.
Think Progress: Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer Blocks Tea Party Legislation With ‘VETO’ Branding Iron. The title says it all.
Grumbleweed: Return To Sender (Shredded). Perhaps the greatest letter ever written to Gov. Scott "Fuck all y'all" Walker.
Think Progress: Florida’s GOP House Speaker Pushing Court-Packing Plan To Neutralize Democratic Justices. Cons are really outdoing themselves on this whole naked power grab thing.
And, finally, ye olde Miscellany.
Comics Alliance: Ask Chris #53: Batman vs. Harry Potter. Anyone who's ever played the "Which awesome character would win" game will love this.
Geek Dad: GeekDad's daughter remakes the game of chess. I want to play by her rules, but she'd kick me arse.
The Pleonastic Rants of C.S. Daley: What’s With The Geek Hate? It appears the premiere of GoT really brought the haters out of the woodwork.
I Am Establishing A Position On The Internet: Untitled. For all those who wanted to see NYT reviewers with dumbshit ideas about fantasy and women get the smackdown just one more time, here ye go. Thank you, Woozle, for sending us there!
My Fair Scientist: The Deep Well of Major Clinical Depression, Part Eleventy-Four. This is a rant everyone should read, especially if they want to understand something about racism.
Slobber and Spittle: Sunday Photos(s). You know you want more cherry blossoms.