"From everyone to whom much has been given, much will be required; and from the one to whom much has been entrusted, even more will be demanded." (Luke 12:48)
Sounds like that dirty liberal Jesus was an anti-American socialist commie freak, doesn't it? I hear he was also into giving to the poor (OMG, redistribution of weath! WELFARE!!11!1!) and thought rich people would have a hard time getting into heaven.
Wait a sec. Isn't Sarah Palin a big fan o' Jesus? Doesn't that make her an anti-American socialist commie freak?
Why, yes. Yes, I believe it does.