(Postdated in hopes all shall participate. Speak up! I beg you! Love and hugs to all who already have. New content below.)
There was a meme running around ScienceBlogs for a while there, asking lurkers to de-lurk, stand up and be counted. You know what, why not? The most important part of blogging is you, my darlings, and at least just this once, step into the spotlight and take a bow! I promise you can run back to the shadows afterward, if the shadows are your preference.
Tell me who are you (although you can choose to remain anonymous, pseudonymous, or any -mous of your choice).
How did you get here?
Why are you here?
What do you want from me? Which is actually a pretty serious question, although you can be snarky if you like.
Any of you wanting to engage in shameless self-promotion, by all means do! This is your time to shine.
Right, then, my darlings, it's over to you.