The Morality of Religion: If This Is Morality, I'd Rather Be Immoral

I've been planning a set of posts on atheism and morality for some time now, but kept kicking the can down the road because I've had easier things to write about.  I'm still busier than a one-legged woman in an arse-kicking competition, but it's time to open me gob on the whole subject.  Consider this the prelude.

There's this perception among too many people that being religious automatically equals being moral.  Do yourself an experiment: hit random people up with a scenario.  They're on a jury, and have to decide who is the most convincing character witness for the accused.  Would they place more weight on the testimony of an atheist or a pastor?  Based on how atheists are viewed in other surveys, I'd be willing to be the vast majority of the public would plump for the pastor.

They shouldn't.

Being religious doesn't automatically make you moral.  We'll explore that in some depth in upcoming posts.  But for now, I just want to present a case study.  This is what one of the big theological thinkers had to say about genocide, infanticide, et al:

By setting such strong, harsh dichotomies God taught Israel that any assimilation to pagan idolatry is intolerable.  It was His way of preserving Israel’s spiritual health and posterity.  God knew that if these Canaanite children were allowed to live, they would spell the undoing of Israel.  The killing of the Canaanite children not only served to prevent assimilation to Canaanite identity but also served as a shattering, tangible illustration of Israel’s being set exclusively apart for God. 

Moreover, if we believe, as I do, that God’s grace is extended to those who die in infancy or as small children, the death of these children was actually their salvation.  We are so wedded to an earthly, naturalistic perspective that we forget that those who die are happy to quit this earth for heaven’s incomparable joy.  Therefore, God does these children no wrong in taking their lives.

So whom does God wrong in commanding the destruction of the Canaanites?  Not the Canaanite adults, for they were corrupt and deserving of judgement.  Not the children, for they inherit eternal life.  So who is wronged?  Ironically, I think the most difficult part of this whole debate is the apparent wrong done to the Israeli[sic] soldiers themselves.  Can you imagine what it would be like to have to break into some house and kill a terrified woman and her children?  The brutalizing effect on these Israeli [sic] soldiers is disturbing.

This comes only after William Lane Craig claims God "has no moral duties to fulfill."  And an enormously long passage of nonsense that snipes at Richard Dawkins apropos of nothing, presents one of the lamest "logical" arguments for God's existence ever put forth by someone who purportedly possesses a functioning brain, and then childishly claims atheists have proven God exists if they say the God of the Old Testament did something morally reprehensible in commanding the Israelites to slaughter every man, woman and child in Canaan.  William Lane Craig has proven my (and my Christian best friend's) point that too much prayer completely rots a person's brain.