ThinkProgress is hiring a reporter/blogger to join our team at the Center for American Progress Action Fund. We're looking for enthusiastic applicants whoGlorious. I'd go for it if I were a better researcher and didn't hate the East coast so (nothing personal, my dear denizens of the east - it's just not my geography). That's the greatest want ad in the known universe.*
slave away at a keyboardhave strong research/writing experience, don't sleephave a desire to consume large amounts of news, beat the media at their own gamehave a passion for researching and reporting online, and don't mind being stalked by Bill O'Reilly's crew.
(I know some wag's going to come up with something even funnier, so let me qualify that statement: it's the greatest want ad in the known universe written by staffers at a professional enterprise that I've personally seen.)