Nice one, Dennis! Hope you've prepared to remodel - you'll need a bigger brothel to accommodate that lot.
The Moonlite BunnyRanch, perhaps the most media-savvy legal brothel in Nevada, is offering a new special: Free "good time party passes" for all Senators, House members and governors.
In the official press release, BunnyRanch owner Dennis Hof says the giveaway is offered in light of such politicians as David Vitter, John Ensign, Eliot Spitzer, and others who have run into sex scandals:Dennis says, "these men are good men who have gotten themselves into trouble and could have avoided all of this exploitation by visiting the BunnyRanch." Dennis encourages all of our government officials to salvage their careers, public reputation and families by partying discretely and legally at the Moonlite BunnyRanch.
04 August, 2009
I Love the Moonlite Bunny Ranch
Looks like they should've built that super-railroad to the Ranch, after all. Why, they could've taken a nice scenic ride to their complimentary assignations!