My Cat Can't Even Be Bothered to Laugh

So I'm still getting used to where things are. Like, y'know, the sofa. This is important to know when you're sitting on the floor with your back to it, and you whip round to get up without paying attention to small details like how close the sofa is to your face. And when I misjudge such matters and slam into it, causing the whole sofa to shiver, what does the cat do? Continues to sleep, inches away, as if nothing interesting ever happened.


Ah, well. What else does one expect from a feline whose food bowl is full?