But for now, a song inspired by the fact that some Bengal tigers on the India/Bangladesh border are capable of swimming three miles and leaping out of the deep water to attack people on boats:Why, yes, I do have a warped sense of humor. Whyever do you ask?
"row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a huge mother-fucking tiger just jumped out of the water! He's got Bob! ARGH!"
(Cross-posted from A Slight Risk of Insanity)