13 October, 2009

Weird Bits that End Up in My Journal

September 21st, 2006
But for now, a song inspired by the fact that some Bengal tigers on the India/Bangladesh border are capable of swimming three miles and leaping out of the deep water to attack people on boats:

"row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
life is but a
huge mother-fucking tiger just jumped out of the water!  He's got Bob!  ARGH!"
Why, yes, I do have a warped sense of humor.  Whyever do you ask?

(Cross-posted from A Slight Risk of Insanity)

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