11 July, 2008

Monkey Boy George Struts His Stupid for the World's Most Powerful Leaders

Remember what I was saying about America needing a President with an actual sense of humor?

Yeah.

The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

Thanks for proving my point, Georgie Boy. You are teh funny - if we're defining "funny" as "tremendous psychotic fuckwit who should've been institutionalized long ago."

Does anybody have one of those hook-thingies they used to snag embarrassing idiots off the stage with? America needs one ASAP.

Tip o' the shot glass to LuLu at Canadian Cynic, who unloaded both barrels of sarcastic buckshot into our fearless leader's bare buttocks earlier today, and thus eased some of my pain.

3 comments:

CS McClellan/Catana said...

Accident? Stupidity? I think not. I get the feeling lately that George intends to go out with a bang, and that includes giving the world the finger. Of course, if he's worried about what the world will think of his presidency years down the line, then yes, it's sheer stupidity.

Eric said...

We *do* have one of those hook-thingies, unfortunately it's been broken these last few years...

We didn't *really* elect him in '00.
I have some doubts about '04.
And, of course there's always impeachment and conviction...

-sigh-

At least we have a term limit that gets him off the stage this year!

BTW- I came across from Pharyngula, but stayed for the snarkiness- great job! Spider Jerusalem would be proud!

Efrique said...

He's just getting scarier and scarier. There are too many days left before January - how much damage might he do?