Make sure you're securely seated with drinks fully swallowed. Ready? Go:
When Barack Obama looked Americans in the metaphoric eye and told them he was not and was never a Muslim, he had, admittedly, been worshipping at the Trinity United Church of Christ for 20-odd years. So we know for certain that he is not a Christian.Pause.
Longer pause.
Bwah-ha ha ha ha ha! Hee hee whadafuckinmoron heh ha ha *snort* ohjeez. Heh.
I think I strained a muscle.... Ed Brayton's got more where that came from, if you're up to it. I need to go have a lie-down.
1 comment:
Yep, another poor irony meter's had its little needle wrapped around the peg.
We need to make them with logarithmic scales.
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