25 September, 2009
Out o' the Taverns and Git on the Ship, Ye Scurvy Dogs!
Ye've got until Saturday night t' git yer links in to email@example.com. I be expecting a full crew. Don't ye make me come in there an' drag ye out!
Besides, the grog on the HMS Elitist Bastard be better than anything the landlubbers be pourin', and ye know it.
See ye aboard, my beautiful bastards.