Postdated for the world to see.
My darlings, the time has come. The Carnival of the Elitist Bastards is going live on Saturday, May 31st. Spread the word. It's time to do this thing.
Get your submissions in! Email 'em to firstname.lastname@example.org by the end of day Friday, May 30th. We're good. We're ready. The unprepared such as myself have almost two weeks. It can, shall and will be done - May 31st.
Also, as promised, we Elitist Bastards have a happy home.
There's no furniture. No curtains, no rugs, no dishes, no plants, and no pictures on the walls. That's why we're throwing a housewarming party.
That's right. Dana's not going to do all the decorating herself, oh, fuck no. Dana's got 64,000 things to do, and doesn't want to be the Elitist Bastard overlord imposing her decorating sense upon the masses of Elitist Bastardry, and moreover knows that those of you who've been participating so far have an abundance of good taste. So get to it. Email me at email@example.com for your very own keys, then go have your way with the header, footer, sidebar, etc. Just make sure that if someone came in and decorated before, you check with them before you modify that particular bit o' real estate. There's a post set up for communicating ideas, etc.
Right now, the Header's in serious need of improvement - if it's still just plain Times New Roman with a white background, you know what to do. Those of you with badges, get 'em posted somewhere in the sidebar. Post an entry, add some links, play with HTML, do whatever you like.