The hell....? Of course, I click the link. And get bludgeoned with this:
Elitists feel no guilt when they attack the fragile self-regard of the masses by using words of more than two syllables. They feel no shame when they display knowledge which has no other use than making the
average person feel inferior. They are a danger to the nation and shouldn't be allowed to express their perverse thoughts in public. Indeed, they can't even be considered citizens and shouldn't be allowed to vote.
But they recognize no limits on their arrogance and insist that they have the right to speak up, just like normal people. One example of such brazen swaggering pomposity is the upcoming Carnival of the Elitist Bastards, which will be hosted at En Tequila Es Verdad.
And then she calls for a boycott?
I call on you to boycott this so-called Carnival of the Elitist Bastards. Ignore the elitists and let them fade away in ignominy. Show them the superiority of the average American; show them what self-esteem is really all about.
The sarcasm. Sublime. The snark. Exquisite.
My darlings, I think Connie M. (Catana)'s paid us quite a compliment. Add to that John Pieret's beautiful, rousing write-up, and, well, wow.
We haven't even got a submission date or a button and we're already making an impression!