Tonight, they would like me to know that Jesus is my laundry detergent:
And, my goodness, they must be right. It says so right on the bottle:
See? All. Mighty. Almighty.
So... Am I desecrating the Lord when I use the All Mighty to clean the litter box? Am I still allowed to recycle the bottle? And why hasn't Jesus been able to get rid of those stupid annoying armpit stains on my white hoodie?
I should drop by and ask. Who wants to go with me to snap reaction shots?