What do you do when a questionnaire you answered in 2006 becomes a huge fucking embarrassment plastered all over the internet?
A. Explain how your views have changed.
B. Stand by your answers and pander to the conservative base.
C. Ignore the uproar and hope it's forgotten by election day.
D. Think everything will be solved if only you scrub that pesky page from the intertoobz.
Those who plump for option D should realize that their plan, while seemingly brilliant, has one fatal flaw.
Teh Google: It Never Forgets.
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