March 28-29 - Z at It's the Thought That CountsCommands are going fast. Ye'd best get yours while there's still a chance!
April 25-26 - Cujo359 at Slobber and Spittle
May 30-31 - George at Decrepit Old Fool
June 27-28 - John Pieret at Thoughts in a Haystack
July 25-26 - NP at The Coffee-Stained Writer
August 29-30 - Open
September 26-27 - Open
October 31-Nov. 1 - Open
November 28-29 - Open
December 26-27 - Open
If ye're worried ye can't steer a ship as elitist as the HMS Elitist Bastard, ye can put those fears to rest. 'Tis simplicity itself for true Elitist Bastards:
1. Ye must know how to create a hyperlink.Ye don't even have to muster up a crew - yer Admiral does that for ye. There's still room for five o' ye, so volunteer yerself.
2. Ye bring posts full o' various Elitist Bastardry together in fun and creative ways.
3. Then ye sit back and enjoy the warm glow o' a job well done - or the warmer glow o' rum, whichever's the warmer for ye.
It also be time to get yer submissions in for March's sailing. I know ye've got something suitable, so send me those links no later than Friday, March 27th. Captain Z be expecting ye!