I do so hope you lot can watch videos online. This one gets it in one:
Paul Krugman's Parthian shot is a sheer delight:
Volcano monitoring - why would you want to monitor a volcano? 'Cause it might erupt and kill a lot of people.And this, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the 10,000,000,001 reasons why one should never trust Cons to run the government.