Quote of the Day: "No one should face financial ruin because of a mishap with a fork and an avocado." (Click the link; it'll make sense.)It really will. And yes, it'll still be funny afterwards.
Here's a little something extra for my mathematically inclined readers:
I think math teachers should use this one to demonstrate the real-world applicability of equations. They're useful for a lot more than science. They can also make heads explode in your cell phone company's accounts receivables department. What's not to love?