25 December, 2009

Merry Catmas!

I'm having a hard time wishing you a Merry Catmas because there's a cat in the way.  I'm coming at the keyboard from some very interesting angles indeed, trying to get around her dear little noggin.

But it's worth the effort to bring you some fine Catmas cheer:

Oh, dear.  That wasn't the cheer I was looking for.  How about...

Hmm.  Not too cheery, either.  Lessee.... perhaps this kitty will be full of holiday happiness:

O-kay.  Not so much.  Any happy kittehs?  Anybody?  Bueller?

Well, what would make kittehs happy?

Wrong season for that, I'm afraid.  But it's a season of forgiveness as well... right?

Apparently not.  Ah, well.  All will be well as soon as Santa gets here!

Ahhh... oops.

Well, my darlings, we may not have happy kittehs (except for the one currently monopolizing my lap), and Santa may be dead, but at least we still have each other.

And what to my wondering eyes does appear - hark! A kitteh with a smile, not a sneer!

Merry Catmas, my wise and wonderful readers!

Oh, all right.  Merry Doggiemas, too!

And now, a word from the cantina lawyer:

Merry Christmas Disclaimer

Please accept without obligation, express or implied, these best wishes for an environmentally safe, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, and gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday as practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice (but with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or for their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all) and further for a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated onset of the generally accepted calendar year (including, but not limited to, the Christian calendar, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures). The preceding wishes are extended without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee(s).


Nicole said...

Your disclaimer cracks me up!

Karen said...

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!