Due to my wonky work schedule over the holidays (i.e., having to work the entire stretch), posting will be light-to-nonexistent for a few days. Pollyticks can wait.
Besides, cats are more fun. Especially when there's decorations involved.
Just be careful when decorating the cat:
If you find a fat man in a red suit clawed to death tomorrow morning, interrogate your feline:
If you're at a loss as to what to get your cat, you might find some clues in a traditional holiday song:
Appears to be a bit of overcrowding in Bethlehem:
Christmas Day can be a very dangerous day:
Inanimate objects aren't safe:
Let's hope Santa's a glass-half-full guy who's not a dog lover:
I hope you all have a safe and happy holiday. Even if you take some foolish risks: