We Have a Winner

If you haven't been reading Thoughts in a Haystack, you've been cheating yourself. And speaking of cheating, John Pieret's got the perfect name for our tax consulting business:

Dewey, Cheathem & Howe
Tax Consultants to People Too Rich to Know Any Better

Yeah. I likes it. It's a time-honored joke, I know, but it's got that certain je ne sais quois. It almost sounds respectable. Just the thing for suckering in stupid rich people.

John, by the way, is the master of the killer punchline. Here's his denouement to his post on Michael Egnor:

It's amazing how many felines Egnor has broken out of bags ... given his inability to think his way out of even the paper variety.

Here he catches DIsco inadvertently telling the truth:

Or just go to the UnDiscovery Institute's Ministry of Misinformation for a dose of Evolution News & Views, which proudly declares "[t]he misreporting of the evolution issue is one key reason for this site."

One of my personal favorites:

Besides the danger of his disappearing up his own butt running in such tight circles, Mortenson is being less than honest in not explaining that the "evidence" is not coming from actual evidence but from assuming his conclusion from the outset.

On why he finds a jury packed with Answers in Genesis creationists a less-than-pleasing prospect:

And, if they were rooting around in their Bibles for evidence of my guilt, I'm pretty sure they'd find some.

I don't need to go on, do I? Probably best for the sodden remains of Efrique's keyboard if I don't.

Speaking of which, I owes you one. Here ye go:



Slightly used, as you can see.