It seems we are now in a state of open war. It's a good thing our intelligence services foresaw the possibility long before the first salvo was fired. They bought us time in which to perfect some of our most important weapons:
The dogs have made a paltry effort at psychological warfare, forgetting that cats purrfected such tactics back when they were Egyptian royalty. We now put our skills to excellent use:
We will not be bested on this field of battle.