19 December, 2008

War Footing

It appears the dogs think they have a chance of winning this thing. Alas for them, we anticipated the outbreak of hostilities long ago, and took steps to mold their psychology more to our liking:



Funny how those childhood traumas can flare up at the worst possible time, innit?

We have also been working on our Secret Weapon. Alas, there was a tragic accident in the weapons development lab, leaving one worker horribly mutated:



This is, however, merely a setback.

We will fight. And we will win. Every dog will have his day, 'tis true, but they're limited to one life, whereas we... are not. Mwah ha ha!

2 comments:

Cujo359 said...

That YouTube is hilarious! It's even funnier when you consider that in order for the cat's humans to be aware of this habit, he must have done it many times.

Has he been checked for PTSD?

Woozle said...

YOU SAD HYOO-MONN. CAT IZ SCRATCHIN ITZ BAK ON NIESS EDGY FINGS WUT CAME WIF HOWSS. WUTS YUR PROBLIM?

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