It's been awhile since I've given you poor souls anything other than pollyticks, and poor fare at that. Have some kitteh!
Here's kitteh sleeping uncompromisingly on the Bible:
She still refuses to stand uncompromisingly on it, silly beast.
Her appreciation for the pillow-like qualities of religious texts does not end with the Bible. Indeed, she can be a proper Zen kitty when she likes:
Apparently, she'll lounge unashamedly and uncompromisingly on any book I set within her reach, because she was at geology this morning. Alas, I didn't have the camera.
As you can see, she has no problem lounging uncompromisingly on the book I'm writing as well, but only when I'm actually trying to scribble something.
As you can see, this leads to writing as a performance art, because I have to become a contortionist to accomplish it.
And then there's times when I just have to give up altogether, because when you have a purring bundle of fur stretched out right across what you're trying to work with, well, all you can do is pat it until it gets sick of the attention and goes away.
At least I finally found an actual cat toy she'll play with. Sometimes, I'll see the little string on its pole bob like a fish has just taken the line, and I know that at long last, I have fulfilled my duties as a cat owner. At least until the next belly rub is required.