I'm waiting for Faux News, the Cheneys et al to call for the immediate torture and detention without civil rights for the terrorists who plotted an attack on American soil. Alas, holding my breath on this one could cause me to asphyxiate.
The RNC really needs to rethink the "It wasn't the chairman who spent all that money at the lesbian-themed bondage club, so spending $2000 in contributions for it isn't so bad!" defense.
And Oklahoma hates teh gayz so much they can't even be bothered to proofread the legislation they wrote trying to circumvent the Shepard Act. Congratulations, Oklahoma minorites and religious people: crimes against you now don't have to be reported to those meddling federal authorities.
All we need now is the clowns pouring out of the car.